are you currently sporting a beard?
yes
7(28.0%)
no
15(60.0%)
possibly
2(8.0%)
soe might call it a beard but i like to call it alfonse
1(4.0%)
what type of beard are you currently wearing?
full
0(0.0%)
goat
1(9.1%)
goateeee
2(18.2%)
sant claus
0(0.0%)
fake
1(9.1%)
chops and goat
0(0.0%)
just sidebaords
0(0.0%)
trimmed
0(0.0%)
unruly
1(9.1%)
what do you use to cleanse your beard?
soap
0(0.0%)
water
2(13.3%)
shampoo
0(0.0%)
condtioner
0(0.0%)
sulphuric acid
0(0.0%)
razor
2(13.3%)
fire!
2(13.3%)
would you contemplate entering the world beard champoinships?
yes
3(13.0%)
no
20(87.0%)
are you jealous of others peoples beards?
yes
8(32.0%)
no
17(68.0%)
ginger beards?
good idea
10(41.7%)
bad idea
14(58.3%)
