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12:45 : How to keep fit and use a computer at the same time.
So you spend your entire day sitting at computer tappign away not gettign enough exercise. Well I have the answer for you replace your keyboard with an eye toy , a ddr mat and a pair of Samba de Amigo maracas.
So your wondering how you can then type with this well think of it as chords.
So for example for an 'a':
up on the ddr
right hand strecthed out to left to be picked up by the eye toy.
one shake on the left hand maracas

so a move like this for every key on the key board and say for instance a double shake for shift obvioulsy not every key need be so complicated.

There are however several problems with this.
1) Companies will need to buy more powerful aircon. A room full of sweaty geeks isnt good
2) Code will probably become a lot shorter and only really fit people will bother with comments.
3) you can probably only do it for short bursts.


Poll #524928 crazy ness

So?

good idea
3(16.7%)
bad idea
0(0.0%)
wait there while the men in white coats turn up
4(22.2%)
less booze for you
1(5.6%)
stay off the crack man
0(0.0%)




this post was bought to you by random conversations in the pub and the cold light of day where it still seems like a good idea :)

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From:baratron
Date:20050702 20:57 (UTC)
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4) bob's spêllling will get even zorse

Don't look at me funny, this is an azerty keyboard!
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From:rjw1
Date:20050702 22:48 (UTC)
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indeed. i for one am awaiting my direct neural jack. ;) that or to be uploaded at the time of the singularity.
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From:elvum
Date:20050703 16:32 (UTC)
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An eye-toy recognition system for BSL would also be cool...
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